Freedom Convoy To Block Russian Tanks
The Freedom Convoy unveils their plan to stop Russia’s invasion of Ukraine using military grade annoyance.
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Trump Calls Impeachment Vote Perfect
In a recent rally, the President called his recent impeachment vote the quickest and most amazing impeachment vote ever.
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New Year’s Fish Boomerang Fireworks Display Goes Wrong
What was supposed to be a jubilant New Year’s celebration took a turn for the worst when a fishy performer attempted to brighten up the festivities.
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Hospitals Brace For Massive Holiday Packaging Wounds
Emergency rooms across the nation are prepping to treat the onslaught of potentially life-threatening wounds received from opening holiday related plastic packaging.
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“Congressional Penis Guillotine” Trends As Google’s Top Search
Specialists involved in Search Engine Optimization were shocked as the phrase “congressional penis guillotine” rose from complete obscurity to become the nation’s top search term.
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Gingerbread House Company Sued For Selling Faulty Materials
A Gingerbread family is suing the E-Z Bake Housing Company for knowingly including structurally compromised panels and building materials in their pre-fabricated home.
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Boy Inherits Treasure Chest After Goldfish Dies
A local boy could inherit a vast treasure after the last living Goldfish family member passed away concluding a series of questionable events that left no living heir to a fortune with dubious origins.
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FCC Website Experiencing Loading Probl
The FCC website experiences loading problems on first day of Net Neutr
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Trump Paints Birds In Own Little World
President Trump devotes time to create his own little world to inhabit using oil painting zen.
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Paul Ryan tells children with clear conscience, “Sorry kids, I did dick all to fix national debt.”
In a move that was obvious to everyone except your 82-year-old neighbor, Paul Ryan 2017 rebutted Paul Ryan 2011 and gleefully shepherded in a House tax bill that would add $1 trillion to the national deficit over ten years.
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