A Gingerbread family is suing the E-Z Bake Housing Company for knowingly including structurally compromised panels and building materials in their pre-fabricated home.
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Snowman Cult Commits Mass Suicide After Prophecy Fulfilled
A committed and entrenched religious group of snowmen involved in a cult with doomsday prophecies, Heaven’s Snowflake, followed through on their decision to take their own lives.
Read More »Boy Inherits Treasure Chest After Goldfish Dies
A local boy could inherit a vast treasure after the last living Goldfish family member passed away concluding a series of questionable events that left no living heir to a fortune with dubious origins.
Read More »Man Still Waiting For Wind To Blow Away Fall Leaves
A neighborhood man, who hates yard labor, is still patiently waiting for Mother Nature to work her magic.
Read More »Rotting Pumpkin Declared Neighborhood Annoyance
A suburb in New Hampshire was in chaos today as the Harrison family has yet to dispose of their Halloween pumpkin.
Read More »Trees Arrested For Indecent Exposure
A grove of trees, long rumored to be connected to a wide reaching and national sex ring, were arrested for indecent exposure.
Read More »Your Coworker Figures Out How Links Work
The daily life of your coworker was pleasantly enhanced after finding out that internet links can transport you to new and exciting digital based destinations.
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