WALES, Alaska – Jared Kushner, who is currently responsible for solving America’s opioid epidemic, negotiating peace in the Middle East, diplomacy with Mexico and China, reforming care for veterans, reforming the criminal justice system, reinventing the government to work like a business, and making sure all the track lighting in the White House is fully operational, has come under FBI scrutiny in a new Russian probe.
Reports allege that Kushner, who has no construction experience, had requested that an undetectable back channel tunnel to Russia be built so that private in-person conversations could take place between Russian authorities and White House representatives.
The brazen national security breach, FBI officials say, was meant to establish a means of communication that the U.S. intelligence community could not monitor or detect.
An FBI analyst close to the developing story told The National Quandary that the physical tunnel, which stretches under the Bering Strait from Wales, Alaska to Cape Dezhnev, Russia was constructed with Kremlin sourced excavating equipment to keep the project quiet from American authorities.
During the President’s frequent weekend trips to Mar-a-Lago, Kushner would fly a private plane to Alaska. He would then board a specially modified golf cart to traverse halfway into the tunnel where he would be met by Russian delegates. The subject of the talks remains a mystery, but the efforts to keep the conversations private could prompt consideration about a revocation of his security clearance.
U.S. intelligence also said that they never would have known about the tunnel until recent spy drone footage captured former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin camouflage painting Kushner’s golf cart.
