Trump Calls Impeachment Vote Perfect
In a recent rally, the President called his recent impeachment vote the quickest and most amazing impeachment vote ever.
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Trump Paints Birds In Own Little World
President Trump devotes time to create his own little world to inhabit using oil painting zen.
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White House Press Sec On Squirrel Army: The Threats Are Real
In an early morning tweetstorm, the President shares what are believed to be unauthenticated videos of an emerging squirrel army. The press secretary reminds us that they should be taken seriously.
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Exclusive: First Pictures of Invisible F-35 That Wins Every Time
The National Quandary has obtained secret, never before seen photos of the USAF’s newest invisible high-tech tool in the fight against terrorism.
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Donald Trump’s Spell Checker Resigns After Five Months
The President’s highly decorated, experienced, and overworked spell checker suddenly resigned last night which leaves a gaping hole in the administration’s ability to stay on message in anything resembling a clear and concise thought.
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